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Come Fan with UsMonday, June 22, 2026

Shawn Marion’s New Neighborhood

I’ve always thought the funniest part about being a famous athlete would be the strange looks you get from neighbors that have no idea you’re a professional athlete.Uh... honey? There’s a giant man walking his dog outside.I’m worried he may eat the kids.”

↵“Oh don’t worry babe. That’s our new offensive tackle!”

↵Well, Shawn Marion has some really strange bedfellows these days. After signing with Dallas this offseason, the veteran forward from Las Vegas decided to put down some roots and purchase a home: right down the street from George W. Bush.

↵It looks like a great house, but a lesson for all potential Mavericks or Cowboys players, really: if you’re rich in Texas, well, you’re probably going to have some pretty unfortunate neighbors.

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