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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

Ron Ron Weighs In

As if on cue, Ron Artest ups the ante on crazy this morning, and weighs with an impromptu serenade to the internets, where he offers his take on the Kanye West fiasco.

How’s everyone doing? My name is Billy Bon Thornton, and I was watching the VMAs, and.. umm.. I can’t believe that happened. So I’m gon’ sing a song about it.

(Singing)

Oooooooooooh
Ms. Swift, don’t you cryyyy,
Kanye was just a little hiii-iiigh,
Off that gan-jaaaaa
And that henn-esssy,
Taylor Swift,
Can’t you seeeee?
That, he’s a jackass
Obama said it best
Kanye should confess
Get on your knees
And beg for her forgive-nesss!

And... Umm... I can’t believe that happened. But Ron-Ron, this is why we love you.

(Thanks, Skeets)

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