From the Onion, which, like many baseball fans, recognizes that 2,722 hits really is not a big deal (unless you’re a Yankee, of course):
Putting Jeter’s Hit Total in Its Place
↵↵Following Derek Jeter’s 2,722nd career hit Friday, Yankee fans and teammates took a moment to honor the all-star shortstop for having 144 fewer hits than former journeyman designated hitter Harold Baines.
↵Jeter, who reached the historic milestone in the third inning of his team’s game again Baltimore, joined a pantheon of Yankee greats that includes Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, and Lou Gehrig—all of whom share the distinction of having fewer career hits than Baines, a one-time winner of the Silver Slugger Award.
↵“This is a very special moment for me and for the entire Yankee organization,” said Jeter, who received a six-minute standing ovation, multiple video tributes, and hours upon hours of media coverage for being 144 hits behind Harold Baines.
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