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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

Well, We Have to Find Something

LeBron James is the best basketball player on the planet. He’s rich. He’s a shrewd businessman. He’s intelligent. He enjoys a sparkling public image. He invented the printing press, the phonograph, democracy, anti-lock brakes, and an electronic mounted largemouth bass that doesn’t say anything. He is better than all of us. Isn’t there something that anyone else has on this guy? Anything?

↵↵If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, just remember that LeBron James is starting to go bald at age 24.

↵↵Check out the picture. It’s barely noticeable, but still...he might look like Clyde Drexler in ten years! The thing is, though, he’s so tall that most of us can’t see the top of his head anyway. Drat!

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