Bearcats, Pandelerium, and a Shootout in Texas

Perhaps not a surprise that Will Muschamp and the second-ranked Longhorns have given Taylor Potts all he can handle in the early going, but who flew Aaron Corp in from Seattle to replace Colt McCoy? The Heisman candidate has looked miserable in the first half, making poor decisions running the ball and throwing to ten-foot tall receivers who do not exist. It’s 10-3 Texas, three minutes until half.

Noel Devine can’t graduate soon enough for Auburn, who after allowing 207 yards to Devine in Morgantown in 2008 just advanced him another 71 yards for his second TD of the first quarter in early action in Auburn.Devine took the handoff and shot a straight line through a corridor of defenders, including splitting a pair of safeties like they were standing still and using his Noel Devine Dynamic Stability Control (standard only on Noel Devine 2009 models) to break two shoestring tackles on the way to the score. 14-0, First quarter.

Well Max Hall’s shoulder shrugging excuse (that he never made) “Well, look, I’m doing my part,” no longer applies. He just threw an interception to Florida State’s superstar freshman Greg Reid that Reid took 63-yards the other direction, for a touchdown.

Here are your evening football games, friends.

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