Professional football moved one step closer to becoming the new WWE when Philadelphia Eagle Sheldon Brown emerged from the tunnel before today’s game against the Saints wearing a Jason mask:
Sunday The 20th: Sheldon Takes Philadephia
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↵When asked his motivation by ESPN’s Brian Seltzer, Brown’s comments were exactly what you might expect someone un-ironically wearing a Jason mask to say:
↵↵“I don’t want to talk about it. That’s the way my career has been and I’ll let you figure that out.”
↵↵Randy, nubile, Philadelphia-area co-eds, please shower elsewhere this evening.
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