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Chelsea Owner’s Yacht Never Fails To Blow My Mind

As if having a $1.2 billion yacht equipped with military grade sea defense systems wasn’t enough to impress the world. At this point, Roman Abramovich is just doing this to mess with us, right? That’s the only conclusion I can draw from this story, which notes that the Chelsea owner’s yacht has a special anti-camera laser sweep that targets camera lenses and shuts them down:

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Lasers sweep the surroundings and when they detect a CCD, they fire a bolt of light right at the camera to obliterate any photograph.

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↵In a related story, Roman Abramovich is totally detagging himself in that photo you just put up on Facebook.

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