Miami Stadium is now called Landshark Stadium. When the Dolphins score a touchdown, the Jimmy Buffett Corona Knockoff Beer Stadium’s public address plays Jimmy Buffett’s “Fins.” (Fins to the left/ fins to the right ... You can understand the appeal here.) And, via the genius of Unsilent Majority, Dolphins fans are apparently beginning to dress like Buffett’s fun-loving tropically themed middle-aged fans, aka the “Parrotheads”:
In Desperate Search for Identity, Dolphins Franchise Turns to Jimmy Buffett
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↵I understand the appeal for Dolphins ownership. There’s a certain marketing cachet involved in creating a party atmosphere for every Dolphins home game. Hey, the Cubs make a ton of money every year, and they never win. But be careful, Stephen Ross. In your quest for identity and profit, you could be creating a margarita-swilling monster the likes of which you will never understand. It’ll be like “Little Shop of Horrors,” but with even more flowers.
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