The Classiest Sentence In The History of Chuck Knoblauch

From the lede in this AP report:

↵↵Former major leaguer Chuck Knoblauch has been charged with assaulting his common-law wife.

↵↵Yeah. Like I said.

↵Without being too glib, though, let’s hope the Knoblauchs figure out their problems — particularly Chuck, who (allegedly) never learned the lesson that you don’t hit girls. Handy on the playground, and in life.