From the lede in this AP report:
The Classiest Sentence In The History of Chuck Knoblauch
↵↵Former major leaguer Chuck Knoblauch has been charged with assaulting his common-law wife.
↵↵Yeah. Like I said.
↵Without being too glib, though, let’s hope the Knoblauchs figure out their problems — particularly Chuck, who (allegedly) never learned the lesson that you don’t hit girls. Handy on the playground, and in life.











