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Come Fan with UsSaturday, June 20, 2026

Lose Weight for Money

Last night I found myself in the visiting locker room of the Washington Redskins (long story), and used their digital scale to weigh myself for the first time in months. The result? Not pretty. If only I had an incentive to lose weight...

↵Like, say, a $100,000 bonus:

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Sean May made weight today - 261 and 100k for his hard work.

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↵That’s from Sam Amick, a Sacramento Kings beat writer, after Sean May secured his weight bonus today. And though I’ll probably never have someone offer me said incentive--and subsequently watch my waistline slowly protrude as I descend into middle age--at least I got a picture of this last night:

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↵The sun never sets on a badass.

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