You know what would be a good time? Having something a few very powerful, well-heeled people want, and spending a few days having them convince you why they should be the group you give it to. For the next few days, this is the life of the International Olympics Committee voter, as rich political types from Chicago, Tokyo, Madrid and Rio de Janiero spend their week selling them on why our lovely city, and none of the others, is so very well qualified and would make such a perfect location for the Olympics, and I really appreciate your time, and also, could I interest you in a weekend trip to Monte Carlo? My yacht is docked there, and I’ve been so busy lately — you know, this bid — I never get to go. Splendid! We’ll leave in the morning!
Olympics Voters Have All the Fun
↵In the meantime, how about a dance with my friend Sasha? She’s a former Brazilian model. She supports the Rio bid as well. That’s right. You two kids have fun.
↵And so on. Sounds like fun, huh?
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