Bloody Elbow’s commenters summarized better in pictures the outcome of the Kimbo/Nelson fight than anything you will read tomorrow in words:
Kimbo Slice Takes Relaxing Nap, Loses Fight
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↵Tonight’s episode of The Ultimate Fighter featured Kimbo Slice versus Roy Nelson. You may know Kimbo Slice from his videos of him beating up easily winded bouncers in Miami backyards. You may know Roy Nelson from his outstanding work under his screen name Zack Galifianakis in movies such as The Hangover and Corky Romano. (If Nelson proves to be successful and interesting enough in life, Galifianakis really could play him in a biopic, although he’d have to lose some weight.)
↵Slice seemed game for a standup fight, and even successfully defended a takedown before Nelson took him down in the second round, placed his belly over Slice’s face, and then let the magic potato sack he carries around his waist do its magic while hitting Kimbo on the top of the head with punches. Kimbo responded by taking a luxurious nap in the ring, losing the fight by TKO, and getting a brief video defense by Dana White before vowing to be back.
↵Meaning, if the ratings are good--and they undoubtedly will be--Kimbo will return, perhaps to fight another match against a different fighter, or to fight another battle against Roy Nelson (and his magic suffocating sack of potatoes).












