You didn’t realize he spelled his name that way, did you? Sounds like it should be Belecheck, no? Well, either way, we can be certain that this generation’s greatest genius is pretty miserable right now. He’s always pretty miserable, yes.
Um, Mr. Belichick Would Like To Press The Reset Button
↵But... Extra miserable.
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↵Those numbers pretty much tell the whole story, and it’s actually gotten much worse since then.
↵The Ravens are leading 21-0 and the first quarter’s just crossed the halfway mark. Ray Rice went 82 yards for a touchdown on the first play from scrimmage, Terrell Suggs forced a Tom Brady fumble inside the Patriots 20 yard line, and... oh look! Tom Brady just threw another interception, which the Ravens quickly converted to a touchdown.
↵As Phil Simms said, “The Ravens just look faster.” I promise, that will be the last we ever quote Phill Simms, but it’s really true. Belechick, Belecheck, whatever—how do you spell spectacular disaster?
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