Chow Not Joining The Reunion Tour

As Bruins Nation has been saying all along, Norm Chow will not be leaving UCLA to join Lane Kiffin’s new staff at USC.From a statement issued by Chow through UCLA this afternoon:

"I appreciate the interest from USC and Lane Kiffin, but I feel we are building something special here at UCLA and I am excited about our future."

Norm Chow said this while speaking on a chair made of solid platinum that just happened to pop up in front of him the minute the rumors of him going to USC surfaced. You know, a chair as coincidental as the raise he’s surely getting out of this deal. I love those kind of coincidences.

WOO! Just like that one!