For the past nine months, I’ve been waking up to the same damn alarm clock. Whatever the generic tune is on blackberries, that’s been my alarm. At first, it drove me completely insane. I hated it more than anything else in the world. Which is to say, it was like any other alarm clock.
8. Song Of The Week: My Lil Wayne Alarm Clock
But then, sort of like the Stockholm syndrome, I’ve gotten weirdly accustomed to it over the past few months. When you set an alarm every single day, after a while, it just becomes ingrained white noise in your daily routine. The problem? I can sleep through white noise. Quite easily, actually. Every day, I sleep through at least two or three alarms before I wake up panicked. Sometimes, it’s worse, and I’m late. And that sucks.
So, to combat this new problem, I came up with a new jingle for my cell phone’s alarm clock. It’s a Lil Wayne song, and aside from being extremely obnoxious and perfect for an immediate wakeup, it may just be the most swaggerific wakeup call in history. Without further ado... My Lil Wayne Alarm Clock:
S-H-A-R-P, S-H-A-R-P, S-H-A-R-P..... ARE YOU AWAKE YET? Until next week, No Ceilings...
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