Outfielder Milton Bradley signed with the Mariners in December. In the months prior, apparently, he had neglected to pay the final months’ rent to the landlord of his Park Hyatt condo in Chicago.
Ex-Cub Milton Bradley In Pop-O-Matic Trouble With Landlord
↵(clears throat)
↵CHOOSE YOUR OWN JOKE
↵a. Park Hyatt? I bet it was on Park Place!
b. This guy is rich! You mean to tell me that he could put two months’ rent together but that he couldn’t Connect Four?
c. Who can blame him? That place had rodent problems. Do you have any idea of how many Mouse Traps he went through?
d. I wonder if his new place is on 13 Dead End Drive!
e. Maybe Bradley didn’t know exactly when to pay his rent. Maybe it was a Mystery Date!
f. Electronic Talking Battleship! That isn’t even a joke, much less a terrible joke, which probably means it’s time to stop.
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