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Sports Meme Power Rankings: The Chan Gailey Equilibrium Edition
1. UP WITH THE FORCE OF REX RYAN’S UNDOUBTEDLY STRATOSPHERIC BLOOD PRESSURE: The NFL Playoffs. Count them as one huge event, with special mention reserved for the New York Jets again guaranteeing the top spot for the NFL by keeping the attention of the Northeastern Media Borg for us all. They defeated the San Diego Chargers in last week’s round of playoff games, and thus ensured further coverage of Mark Sanchez’s glorious flowing locks. One hundred yards passing? He’s like a photogenic 21st century Sean King in a major media market, we say!
I’m sorry, I’m too busy keeping the all-important 25-40 Housewives demographic tuned in to throw to my checkdowns. You were saying something?
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