The Giants resigned catcher Bengie Molina on Tuesday night, something about which Grant at SB Nation’s McCovey Chronicles is none too pleased. He took the time to pen a “partial transcript of a fictitious press conference.“ It’s only a matter of time until this is a reality though.
The Fictional Brian Sabean Press Conference For Molina Signing
↵↵Reporter #1: How many RBI will Bengie Molina bring back to the Giants?
↵Sabean: Oh, there’s no question that he’ll bring a bunch of RBI back. He had them neatly packed and hanging in a garment bag, ready to leave, and we weren’t going to be able to replace them. You say we signed a player; I say we signed a bag of RBI that can also manage a pitching staff. It’s a coup for this offense.
↵Reporter #2: If Bengie Molina is such an integral part of a successful lineup, why do you think he couldn’t find anything close to the contract he was seeking?
↵Sabean: ...
↵Reporter #2: ...
↵Sabean: ...
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