Wayne Rooney, Really Good At Soccer

I won’t pretend to be anything but ignorant as far as soccer’s concerned, but... Four goals is pretty impressive, no? That’s what Wayne Rooney did for Manchester United today, as Rooney and Man U defeated Hull City 4-0.

↵Rooney scored in the 8th minute, the 82nd minute, the 86th minute, and just in case Hull City hadn’t gotten the point, a fourth goal in the 90th minute. So, yeah: Wayne Rooney, pretty damn impressive. And definitely a litte terrifying.

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