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Come Fan with UsSunday, July 19, 2026

Hedo Turkoglu Really, Really Like Ball

Once upon a time, when the GEICO cavemen ruled the earth, human beings interacted with each other without using fancy things like verbs and prepositions. Speaking was so easy, a caveman could do it.

↵In that sense, Hedo Turkoglu is a throwback. Other NBA players might use fancy words and full sentences, but Hedo Turkoglu doesn’t do that. (Fast forward to the 21-second mark)

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↵Q: How do we at SB Nation write so quickly?

↵A: Words.

↵Q: Okay ...

↵A: That’s all I gotta say.

↵(HT: Hardwood Paroxysm)

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