If you’re like me, when you think of rampant promiscuity, deviant sexual behavior and dirty, dirty girls...you think of Buddhism. Well, you’re not just like me, you’re also like Fox News’ Brit Hume, who thinks the best move Tiger Woods can make to repair himself is to convert to Christianity.
Tiger Woods’ Biggest Problem: Buddhism
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↵But wait, Tiger, before you make up your mind, be sure you’ve explored all of your repentant options. Judaism could be a good fit as well, cause they like to keep things fun.
↵↵Rabbi Irwin Kula told the Jewish Journal that the Nike spokesman -- and the rest of us -- should learn from the patriarchs that you can’t “just do it” when “it” is wrong.
↵↵There was no clarification provided as to whether or not “it” means adultery, abusing Ambien, driving under the influence or some combination of all three.
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