Dodgeball is a sport...right? It’s at least a game involving some degree of athletic prowess. Well, here at SB Nation the Ocho it most certainly is, which is why we perked up when we saw that Rip Torn has been arrested.
Rip Torn, Dodgeball “Legend”, Arrested
↵Torn, who portrayed the crotchety Patches O’Houlihan in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, apparently had a very interesting Friday night. From NBC Connecticut:
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↵Torn was arrested Friday evening after drunkenly breaking into a Connecticut bank while carrying a loaded revolver, according to a statement from police.
↵When Connecticut State Police responded to The Litchfield Bancorp, a bank in Salisbury, Conn., they found a broken window in the rear of the building and an intoxicated Torn walking around inside.
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↵What’s the moral of this story? First, things maybe could have been worse for the Washington Wizards. And second, just because you can dodge a wrench, that does not mean you can dodge the cops.
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