Spencer Hall casts a level three spell of dubious prognostication on what the ten leading sports stories of 2010 shall be. No, he didn’t date until college, why are you asking?
Sports Memes: The 2010 Forecast Edition
Tiger’s Inevitable Addiction/ Redemption Cycle. If Tiger were anything like the the great manbears who once roamed our cultural landscape, he’d shake this off, change the name of Privacy to Keepin’ It Wet, and sportily roam the shores of glamorous places you cannot afford. It’s what JFK did, dammit, and he led our nation to victory in the War On Presidential Administrations Without Glossy Photo Ops. (Which i can proudly say we won, America. FISTPUMP!)
Lee Marvin would go spearfishing naked off the coast of Baja, Vladimir Putin would go wrestle a tiger or something, and most other men who lived every week like it was shark week would just keep on keepin’ on. For Tiger this would mean continuing to pay large checks to his wife for having sex with other women on innumerable occasions, sayin’ that ain’t a thing while picking up million dollar appearance fees and continuing to rip a blue streak through the good and semi-decent looking service professionals of our world.
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