Desean Jackson shared some of his thoughts on this weekend’s Eagles-Cowboys playoff game, and Fake Scoop Jackson has some analysis:
You heard the man. But go ’head and repeat it:
Desean Jackson Talking Trash The Old Fashioned Way: On UStream, Son!
↵↵Tell your sister, tell your aunties, grannies, sister, cousins, all that. Tell ’em to tune into Desean Jackson.
↵Mike Jenkins ain’t never shut me down so y’all chill out over there. Them boys is scared of me. I’m a threat, I’m a dual threat on that field. They be havin’ like four people out on your boy out there. But it’s all good, you know… I like them odds though. I’ll take that.
↵↵Swagger. Matter of fact, Swaggah. Swaggah swaggah swaggah. They can’t hold the kid! No sir. Never. Evah evah evah? Evah evah evah.
↵Sorry Ms. Jackson.
↵You say do your talking on the field, but that’s because you just… Don’t. Know. Mike Jenkins? Betta ask somebody. 2010. On the field or on UStream, swagger just suffocating fools.
↵You say Tomato, I say Tomato Sauce. It’s what’s for dinner, and mmm mmm! Desean Jackson is out here cooking, son! You hear Lil Wayne in the background? That’s the future right there.
↵Since I don’t write it, I recite it it in cursive. Righteous. Ruthless. Desean Jackson.
↵You smell that? It’s almost Saturday night…
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(HT: DC Fanatic, via ESPN)
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