Jim Nantz Will Teach You To Be A Man

You know, you can avoid whatever hell most oppressed American men live in on weekends by marrying a woman who likes football. They exist, they’re fantastic, and they understand the need to spend an entire weekend on the couch watching football. It doesn’t have to be this way, America.

So this is a slightly amusing entry from FloTV…

…but take your advice on manliness from Jim Nantz at your own risk. He couldn’t even talk his wife into hanging up a portrait of him in his house, and it’s a matter of public record that it hurt his feelings. Is that the guy you want to be taking man-law from?

P.S. And lavender is soothing, dammit. #aromatherapyisgangsta