Ndamukong Suh was just named the AP College Football Player of the Year, making the Nebraska defensive tackle the first defender to ever win the award. The tally for Suh’s postseason awards ceremony now includes:
Ndamukong Suh Becomes First Defensive Player To Win AP Player Of Year. Also Claims Nobel.
↵—The AP Player of the Year
↵—The Lombardi Award
↵—The Outland Trophy
↵—The Bronco Nagurski Trophy
↵—The Chuck Bednarik Award
↵—The Bill Willis Trophy
↵—First-team All-American Team
↵—The Pritzker Price for Lifetime Achievement in the Field of Architecture.
↵—A Tony for Playwriting
↵—Employee Of The Month for McDonald’s #4583 in San Antonio, Texas (and he’s never even been there or worked there.)
↵The only one missing from this illustrious list is…yup, the Heisman. Thank goodness Heisman voters didn’t fall prey to such pressures as “how a player performs on the field,” and instead gave the award to the best offensive player on one of the teams in the national title game, because that is what the award is for by design. Wait—











