Seeing an opportunity to get themselves into the thick of the race in the AL West, over the offseason the Oakland A’s signed ex-ace starter Ben Sheets to a $10m contract. And today, making his third start of the spring, Sheets recorded as many outs as he did in 2009. Which is to say, zero.
Ben Sheets Tortures Fans Of Faster Games Everywhere
↵↵Sheets didn’t retire a batter - although Mark Ellis did flub a grounder by Aaron Miles - and the Reds scored 10 runs, nine earned while he was on the mound. A two-run homer by Chris Dickerson chased Sheets, whose spring ERA is over 31.00.
↵↵Following his appearance, Sheets made mention of a spring start he made against the Angels in 2002, when he allowed nine consecutive hits. Sheets would go on that year to post a 4.15 ERA over 34 starts. Still, while one start is one start, and while March is March, a fan would generally prefer his eight-figure ace to not let all ten of the guys he sees score, so some degree of concern is warranted.
↵Sheets can only thank his lucky stars he didn’t do this as a member of the Red Sox.











