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Lane Kiffin Is About To Go All George Mason Up In Here

Mar 15, 2010, 9:00 PM UTC

â†µI think Esquire is about to get more than they bargained for withâ†µthis little joke they stuck in their otherwise dime-a-dozen Marchâ†µMadness 64-team bracket of random items. Since they’re a men’s magazine,â†µthe bracket is about hot women, naturally. And Laneâ†µKiffin:â†µ

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â†µâ†µKiffin’s inclusion generated Amber Alerts from EDSBSâ†µand Doctorâ†µSaturday, which has seen him take a comfortable lead on Natalieâ†µGulbis, who is the No. 1 seed in the “sports” regional. It also generated this post, which reiterates the previousâ†µtwo: America. Love it or leave it. Lane Kiffin No. 1. â†µ

â†µâ†µKiffin has a two-to-one edge so far and if he gets by a second-roundâ†µmatchup with Erin Andrews he’s headed for the final four, where Meganâ†µFox or someone from Mad Men will disembowel him. It’s one thing to voteâ†µagainst a bad picture of a golfer you’ve never heard of and quiteâ†µanother to ruin the infinitesimal chance you will run into Megan Fox oneâ†µday and she will ask “did you vote for me or Lane Kiffin in theâ†µ2010 Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive Bracket?”â†µ

â†µâ†µYes, Esquire will rue the day they made a mockery of their hot chicksâ†µtournament. Or they will head to the pageview vault and swim around likeâ†µScrooge McDuck. But probably the former. â†µ

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