Florida’s pro day was held today, you may have heard. Everyone wanted to see Tim Tebow’s throwing motion. It may not have been the SERAPHIM’S BULLWHIP™, but it was at least improved.
ESPN will drown you in the Tebow
Don’t care? Me either. ESPN, though, is going to make you care. For the pro day, ESPN dispatched reporter Tom Rinaldi to the UF campus. The same Rinaldi who is typically used as a hushed-voice golf and aww-shucks reporter. Observe:
Prepare yourself if you regularly watch ESPN, because you’re going to be seeing that video a lot. And, oh no, that’s not enough.
On draft day, we’ll get to see Tebow at Radio City Music Hall as he patiently awaits being selected. If he doesn’t go in the first two rounds, what’s the over/under on how many times Suzy Kolber or Erin Andrews interviews him? I’m going with four.
Anyone want to make a Tim Tebow NFL Draft drinking game?
This is all becoming too much. You must love the Tebow, for the Tebow loves you. It’s sort of like those scenes in the seminal 1994 action/adventure classic Street Fighter, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. You know, the parts where Blanka is getting mind control? Yeah, just like that.
Note: Dear Tim Tebow fans,
I don’t want Tim Tebow to fail. I don’t like or dislike him. I am aware he was a successful college player. This has nothing to do with his religious beliefs.
/note
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