Michigan State’s Durrell Summers is going house on Maryland today (as of this writing he has 26 points midway through the second half). But unsatisfied with a simple, “Durrell Summers is carrying this team” or something of the like, Mr. Timothy Brando is driving his broadcasting jalopy into Wordplayville.
Durrell Summers Goes Nuts On Maryland, Tim Brando Goes Nuts On Durrell Summers
↵↵It may be Spring, but it’s Summerstime today!
↵↵↵Hot time, Summers in the city!
↵↵Brando has a list with him at the broadcast booth. Want to see it? The stationary is headed up with “From the Desk of Tim Brando. TOP SECRET” and has clip art of lightning bolts and dinosaurs on it.
↵DURRELL SUMMERS WORD JOKES
↵1. It may be Spring, but it’s Summerstime today!
2. Hot time, Summers in the city!
3. Summersy of my discontent!
4. Summers Soul-stice! (racist?? ask gminski)
5. germane reference to Durrell Summers’ last name
6. Durrell Summers
7. remember not to lock keycard in hotel room again like you did the other day and the lady behind the desk was a big jerk about it
8. doesn’t the army have a big speaker thing that makes people barf? why don’t they just use that instead of guns, no need to kill people
9. okay back to business, time to focus t-bran
10. Maryland is being taken to Summers school!
11. [crude drawing of Ferrari]
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