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Michael Doleac’s Trading Card Is Exquisitely Bad
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↵- Joe Wolf's mullet? Check.
↵- The reprehensible 1995 NBA All-Star jerseys? Check.
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- A painting of John Stockton playing outside with some weird '50s-era radio technology going on between him and the basketball? Chizzzzzeck.
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↵We’re especially fond of this card of Michael Doleac, though:
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↵First of all, those are not his real arms and never were. Those are prosthetic Hulk joke arms. Second, who could ever forget his “I’ve had this since the 2nd grade, why do you ask?” haircut. And third, the photo editing is botchtastic; they overdid the shadows on Doleac without bothering to put any on the court, and they didn’t match the dimensions of the floor and Doleac correctly, so it looks like he’s about 5’3”.
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