Within the past week former UFC fighter turned porn star War Machine tweeted the following:
War Machine Attempts To Turn Life Around, Gets Arrested Again
↵↵I changed my twitter name!! Make a note of it! Time for War Machine to get his life on track! No more TROUBLE! No more PORN! I’m gonna train hard, win my fights and get back into the UFC! By November my partners and I will be opening our own gym in Washington State! I’m gonna get married in June. Start living a good life. Too much BS in the last few years. I am making a HUGE change. Life’s too short to spend it being a fuck up. Watch and see, new WM is a coming!
↵↵Well, that didn’t last very long as TMZ brings us the story:
↵↵Several San Diego police swarmed in on UFC bad boy War Machine last night -- and threw a spit bag on his head -- after cops say the dude assaulted someone with a deadly weapon.
↵Law enforcement sources tell us Machine and another male were fighting with bouncers -- and when cops tried to approach the situation, War Machine took off running.
Eventually, cops caught up with the 28-year-old -- threw him in handcuffs, and for some reason, put a spit bag over his head ... which is generally applied when the perp gets a little too aggressive with his oral fluids.
↵↵I’d say that it’s getting sad, but we’ve lapped sad four times now and we’ve moved on to pathetic. The guy clearly is who he is and no amount of “I’ve changed!” is going to convince anyone otherwise. It takes actions to prove that you’ve turned your life around and the only action displayed by War Machine is that he’s the same messed up guy he always has been.
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