Via SBN’s The Ralphie Report, news of a fabulous entertainment headed your way, internet! It seems someone in the Colorado Athletic department thought it would be a good idea to have Dan Hawkins take questions in an open(ish) forum! He can’t possibly want to answer any questions we might have in mind, but that doesn’t mean we can’t ask:
Dan Hawkins Will Now Take Your Questions. No Way This Ends Badly.
↵“Coach, will you come to my son’s birthday party and scream at him to go play intramurals? The little pissant just isn’t upping his peewee tailback game at a pace to satisfy us.”
↵“Darrell Scott. Seriously, what the hell?”
↵“Dan (may I call you Dan?), do you find it’s easier to watch your line give up dozens of unnecessary sacks when the kid under center isn’t your son?”
↵Now you, gentle readers. Ask him about being defended by Cody to the mean media outlets about his power animal!
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