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Come Fan with UsSaturday, July 25, 2026

The Kansas City Royals Are No Longer Just Figuratively Toast

Do you love sports and hard bread, but struggle to come up with a way to combine the two pastimes into one delicious amalgamation? Then Pangea Brands founder Josh Fink might just have the ideal solution for your predicament:

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Starting in May, Pangea will roll out ProToast, a line of toasters – available in every team from the four major sports – that pops out with the teams logo burned into it.

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"Our motto is ‘Toast Your Team,’" Fink says.

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It doesn't stop there, either. Fink intends to expand to collegiate logos and FDA-approved colored toast markers, and, among other things, dreams of one day releasing toasters customized for individual player faces. Getting your face on toast: not just for Jesus anymore. Makes the perfect accessory for the person in your life who's expressed a desire to eat Sidney Crosby for breakfast.

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ProToast units will be made available next month, and retail for $34.99. The Astros toaster will come equipped with a special bagel setting.

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