Let’s engage in some real talk here: some sports days are, to be honest, boring. You know, Good Team X beats Bad Team Y, nobody gets arrested, no playoffs, y’know. Slow days. Today? Not one of those days. Here’s an incomplete list of today’s unexpected developments:
Holy Insane Sports Day, Batman
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- Houston wins their second baseball game of the season; naturally, it's against the Cubs ↵
- The Nationals go over .500 after Livan Hernandez thinks it's 2004 again ↵
- 8-seeded Montreal Canadiens blow 4-1 lead, regain lead with 5 minutes left in game,then go ahead and blow that lead for good measure ↵
- Said Canadiens chase Jose Theodore before the goalie can even record a save ↵
- Kevin Garnett gets ejected after a cheap elbow to Quentin Richardson's head, which will almost certainly end in further suspension ↵
- Tim Lincecum, who may weigh 115 pounds, records more RBI in one game than David Ortiz has all season ↵
- Ubaldo Jimenez throws first no-hitter in Colorado Rockies history ↵
- People quickly forget about said no-hitter as Mets and Cardinals offer up 20-inning disgrace to the sport of baseball ↵
- Strikeforce puts on a mediocre-to-lousy show which ends in brawl out of nowhere, prompting this response from Dana White: ":)" ↵
↵Well done, random Saturday in April. we’re looking for a good sequel tomorrow, even especially if that involves Dirk Nowitzki growing horns and turning into actual Satan. You know Satan can ball.
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