My favorite part of Saving Private Ryan is when the American and German soldiers both have their rifles jam up at the same time and decide to throw their helmets at each other. This, as told by Bay Area photographer Karl Mondon, is way worse.
Here We Discuss What Pablo Sandoval Took Out Of His Pants
↵↵In the bottom of the 12th inning Friday, with Eli Whiteside at the plate and Sandoval dancing off 3rd base with the possible winning run, it hit me.
↵Panda’s athletic cup.
↵In the head.
...↵Nearby fans gasped, and then groaned.
↵The Panda’s cup is sitting untouched behind me in full radioactive glory.
↵↵Sandoval admitted to throwing his cup away, although he says he didn’t mean to hit anyone. Which might actually be more unsettling. If you’re Mondon, and you get hit by Pablo Sandoval’s cup in the head, and Sandoval meant it, you wonder what you did to upset Pablo Sandoval. If you’re Mondon, and you get hit by Pablo Sandoval’s cup in the head, and Sandoval didn’t mean it, you wonder what you did to upset the universe. The universe is a powerful enemy.
↵Now that David Wells is retired, Pablo Sandoval’s cup might be the most revolting piece of equipment in the league. Literally, the most.
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