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Come Fan with UsSaturday, August 8, 2026

SBN Presents: The Rodent To The Final Four*

These rats are playing basketball. Your argument is invalid:

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↵Perhaps there’s some allegory here for the relationship between owner and player, as the rats perform menial tasks for the amusement of onlookers, all in return for tiny snacks--OH SNAP RACHEL THE RAT JUST DUNKED OFF THAT OTHER RAT’S HEAD GO GET SOME RACHEL YEAH

↵Also, a sure sign of degeneracy: wishing there had been betting lines on this stuff before the games were actually played. And maybe there were. Some of those people in the crowd were cheering way too hard to just be casual fans of the sport.

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↵*C’mon, “ratsketball” would have been way too easy. You deserve better.

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