If you’re not a fan of the MLS brand, hide your eyes Saturday, or run for the hills or lock yourself in a closet with only your creepy thoughts for company or something.
A heaping helping of MLS in Week 3


Major League Soccer achieves a bit of a watershed Saturday, as eight matches play out in one day for the first time ever. That’s right, in a volley of beautiful symmetry all 16 teams will be in action. There are some dandies, too. You’ll have to wait for my weekly Friday piece at SI.com to figure out which of the eight rank higher on the "dandy factor." Or, you can do as my all-time favorite snarky blog likes to say and 'Do It Your Damn Self,' scanning the list below for said dandies.











