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Tom Tango, Blue Jay, Proves The Stat Apocalypse Is Nigh

↵Back in the time long, long ago when newspapers still existed and bloggers↵were regarded a strange underclass of basement-dwelling, boxer-wearing↵troglodytes, not disclosing your real name was both common and scorned.↵Hiding behind internet anonymity allowed online jackals to cast stones↵or develop complicated↵and accurate pitching statistics without accountability. If you↵mentioned batting average on balls in play (BABIP) to Ozzie Guillen,↵he'd imply nasty things about your sexual preferences. Only the↵steely-eyed newspaper columnist could provide this service. Bloggers↵remained marginalized, and probably smelly. ↵

↵↵But that was, like, two years ago. I don’t even remember↵what went on back then, but I think dinosaurs had to wash their own↵clothes with lye. Michigan football was good. In the modern era you can↵work for multiple major league baseball teams without↵even existing:↵

↵↵⇥↵⇥Last week, the Toronto Blue Jays announced the hiring of baseball’s↵⇥modern-day answer to “Student”-the New Jersey-based, Montreal-born↵⇥author, programmer and analyst known to the world as “Tom Tango.” Tango↵⇥is among the most respected figures in the field of “sabermetrics,” the↵⇥application of scientific and quantitative methods to baseball. ... A↵⇥wide-ranging baseball philosopher whose topics of study range anywhere↵⇥from millimetric variances in the strike zone to multi-million-dollar↵⇥team payrolls, Tango is the lead author of 2006’s The Book: Playing the↵⇥Percentages in Baseball, perhaps the most important sabermetric manual↵⇥of the past two decades. ...↵⇥

↵⇥↵⇥But while he is admired, prolific and an active correspondent with↵⇥other scholars, Tango remains an enigma. He keeps his real name a↵⇥closely guarded secret. Long known in the online sabermetrics world as↵⇥“Tango-tiger,” he tacked on the “Tom” and dropped the “Tiger” solely to↵⇥have something semi-respectable-looking to put on the cover of The Book.↵⇥“There are a lot of old-timers who think that I should sign my Christian↵⇥name,” he blogged in 2008. “I don’t see why it’s anyone’s business other↵⇥than mine.”↵⇥

↵↵↵The Mariners are the other organization employing a possibly↵fictional amalgamation of text and numbers. That sound you heard was the↵Baseball Writers Association of America having a collective↵aneurysm.↵

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↵When the stats guys falter, it's an outlier here and there like poor Paul DePodesta, the↵stat-inclined Dodgers GM who got housed by injuries and run↵out of town by the skeptical local media, said local media can scoff↵at the nerds and their pocket protectors. But at some point there will↵be a majority of major league teams that think this stuff has value, and↵what can you do then? The Mariners and Jays are using Tom Tango as a↵resource. Billy Beane still exists in Oakland. Theo Epstein is famously↵interested in sabermetrics. Hell, last year's AL Cy Young winner cites fielding independent pitching (FIP)↵as a stat he pays exacting attention to. ↵

↵↵It seems like we’ve reached a tipping point here, and not just in↵baseball. The Super Bowl saw New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton try↵for a surprise onside kick and pursue↵an aggressive fourth-down strategy as his counterpart shriveled up↵and died like it was 1950. Even as Jim Caldwell was doing this, he went↵for a fourth down of his own. In basketball, rebound margin is dying a↵slow,↵des↵erved↵death in favor of rebound rates. ↵

↵↵I mean, when Bill Simmons is pulling a 180 on advanced baseball↵statistics, you know the conventional wisdom is shifting. Simmons has↵made a career of defining the sports zeitgeist. Here’s the new↵zeitgeist:↵

↵↵⇥↵⇥I spent March reading and surfing sabermetrics for mostly selfish↵⇥reasons (“I want this column to be better,” “I want an↵⇥edge for fantasy purposes,” “I’m bored”), but also↵⇥because the advanced formulas weren’t nearly as intimidating as I had↵⇥expected. Full disclosure: I, um ... I-I kinda like them. I even↵⇥understand why stat junkies take it so personally whenever a mainstream↵⇥guy spouts out an uninformed baseball opinion. It’s too easy to be↵⇥informed these days. Takes a lot less time than you might think.↵⇥

↵↵↵The VORP believers are about to be raptured up, and in two years the↵idea that someone would scoff at FIP will be as crazy as those↵off-white-wearing dinosaurs from 2008. ↵

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