Sami Salo Reportedly Has Ruptured Testicle, Testicle Has Own Facebook Page

There’s a lot of gruesome injuries out there you wouldn’t wish on anyone. Torn ACLs, ruptured spleens, etc. But I’m pretty sure most of us would deal with any of those if it meant that we’d never have to hear someone tell us we’ve ruptured our testicles. Such is apparently the fate of Sami Salo, who left Sunday night’s Canucks’ win in the first period after taking a slapshot to the groin.

And just so you understand the world we live in these days, Salo’s “solo” already has its own Facebook page. A Twitter handle and discussions with LeBron’s elbow can’t be far behind.

Update: And there he is.