We’re about one hour away from Game 6 between the Cavaliers and Celtics, aka The Most Important Basketball Game Ever Basketballed In The History Of Ever.
Cavaliers Prepare For Celtics In Game 6 With Big Mac Freestyles
↵Cleveland, after Tuesday night’s loss, is facing elimination, so they’re probably getting loose, studying last-minute scouting reports and getting some final pre-game instructions from coach Mike Brown (ha, right). Or, you know, the Cavs are doing whatever the complete opposite of getting focused and prepared would be, which I thnk is this:
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↵In the Cavs locker room, Jamario Moon is eating a McDonald's cheeseburger, and Delonte West is rapping about it.
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↵This is not the first time Delonte West has freestyled about fast food (language warning in that video). I guess it’s kind of his thing? Which is cool -- his rap name is probably the Big Mac (W)Rapper, right? -- but if West didn’t manage to work in “Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun,” than I’m sorry, but he failed.











