Here’s how SB Nation recommends you operate your television set on Sunday, May 23. All times Eastern.
Your Television Loves You: What To Watch On Sunday, May 23
NBA playoffs
8:30, TNT - Lakers at Suns, game 3.
NHL playoffs
3:00, NBC - Sharks at Blackhawks, Game 4.
Baseball
1:30, TBS - Red Sox at Phillies.
2:00, WGN - Cubs at Rangers.
8:00, ESPN - Yankees at Mets.
Golf
3:00, CBS - Round 4 of the Byron Nelson Championship.
Wrestling
Stop watchin’ the wrestling match. They’ll turn you into a big dummy!
Wrestling
How many times does your grandpa got to say it? You watch too many of the wrestlin’ match, you’ll grow up an’ be a crazy person!
WWE
What’s the WWE? The Wonder Woman?
Wrestling
Tell you what, you keep askin’ me about the wrestlin’ match, I’ll give you something to cry about. Now help me work the TV cassette. Your pops wanted me to record a show for him.
TV cassette
Yep! Your old grandpa really snagged a deal with this one. Went down to the H.H. Gregg. This one came with a free TV clicker. Also got a trackin’ knob on it. Haven’t had to use the trackin’ knob yet, but we’ll just wait and see, see if the picture gets fuzzy. Then I’ll use the trackin’ knob. The fella at the H.H. Gregg said that if it ever gets fuzzy, I oughtta fiddle with the trackin’ knob.
VCR
Well fine, it’s a dang VCR! Quit bein’ a smartmartin an’ help me record a show for ya pops!
Video cassette
I don’t know if it needs a video cassette. The fella at the H.H. Gregg didn’t say anything about it. Might could adjust the trackin’ knob a bit, see if it helps anything.
Video cassette
Might could... seems to, it’s got a... why don’t ya squeeze behind the TV, see if we got the TV wires hooked up to it?
Video cassette
Hah?
Video cassette
Oh, I don’t think I need a video cassette. When I bought the TV cassette--
VCR
When I bought the VCR, the fella at the H.H. Gregg didn’t say a thing about it. Might could... tell ya what, I’m gonna fiddle with the trackin’ knob. Look at the TV an’ see if it fixes it.
No
Might have to get the screwdriver out for this one. I don’t want to drive all the way down to the dang H.H. Gregg on a Sunday, if they’re even open. Fella at the H.H. Gregg told me about I should get a warranty, maybe I shoulda. Anyway, fetch me a screwdriver, ya grandpa might be able to fix it if he can pry it open an’ give it a look-see. Didn’t say nothin’ about a video cassette, might be able to open it up, see what’s wrong.
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