Steve Nash Still Cooler Than You, Even When Shilling

↵Steve Nash is cooler than you. He’s cooler than me. I don’t know about you, but I have accepted and am comfortable with this undeniable truth. But what about when he films ads for Vitaminwater (which is like regular water plus vitamins, sugar and hype)?
Surely that would bring his coolness down a peg or two. Possibly even more pegs until your peg is level with his peg. But no, he still ends up looking cool, because when he shills for corporations, he does so with Space Ghost, who was all Adult Swim-y on Cartoon Network even before such a thing existed. In conclusion: Steve Nash’s peg is higher than your peg. Because Steve Nash is cool enough not to constantly refer to his peg.

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