Suffice It To Say, The Porkchop Situation Is Dire

Good thing this episode didn’t occur in the early stages of the 2008 season, or I would be compelled to make a hokey play on the There Will Be Blood “I drink your milkshake” line. Instead, because it’s two years later, I disdainfully look my nose down on the pop culture references preferred by my parallel universe self of the past. This is why I am a comedy professional.

Anyhow, YES Network’s Kim Jones committed the grave mistake of venturing into a ballpark seating area while loosely gripped a pork chop (as to why, we’re still unclear). Naturally, it was only moments until a stray feral dog posing as a Yankees fan snuck several bites from her cut of meat. How traumatized was she? I’ll let her tell you:

Spiraling out of control is not a direction you want the porkchop situation to go. Believe me, I am well versed in porkchop situations. I majored in Meat-Based Crisis Management at Bovine University.

HT: Jimmy Traina