Fan 1: You ready to go?
Fan 2: Yeah just a second.
Fan 1: What’s up?
Fan 2: You got a jersey?
Fan 1: A Pirates jersey? Hell no.
Fan 2: What about a t-shirt? You got a t-shirt?
Fan 1: No, I don’t have a t-shirt. I don’t have anything.
Fan 2: All I got is this hat.
Fan 1: So wear the hat.
Fan 2: I’m gonna wear the hat, but I want something more. Go Buccos, you know?
Fan 1: But I don’t have anything and you don’t have anything. C’mon, let’s roll.
Fan 2: Fine, fine.
Fan 2: Well wait
Fan 2: They wear yellow.
Fan 2: You got anything yellow?
In Fairness, The Pirates Have Been Underwater For 18 Years
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