Twitter, if you haven’t heard, is a great resource. You can get the latest news updates, celebrity gossip and now you even can buy Houston Astros’ reliever Chris Sampson’s car:
Buy Astros’ Chris Sampson’s Car! On Twitter! Today!
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↵2009 Chevy Malibu for sell. Silver with blck leather int. 30k miles. Perfect condition. Need to sell now, taking the best offer.
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↵But what is his motive? Maybe he wants to upgrade. He is having a pretty good season (11 innings, 2 earned runs), so perhaps he knows he’s in for a big payday and he’s just getting ready. He’s making $815 thousand this year, so maybe he thinks he’s better than a Malibu.
↵You know what he’s really better than? Pitching for the Houston Astros.
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