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USA Vs. England World Cup: The Pre-Match Battle Of The Bands, Vol. 3

by Jon Bois

We’re now a half-hour away from the USA-England match. In the previous two rounds of the Pre-Match Battle of the Bands, England has dealt us a right clobbering. As an American, I have no choice but to fix this contest.

↵Nice synth, England! Rock and roll!

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↵And now, one of America’s frighteningly brilliant sons.

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↵Winner: Tom Waits by a million, billion light-years. The tides have turned! Stay tuned for Round 4.

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