Here’s how SB Nation recommends you operate your television set on Saturday, June 26. All times Eastern.
Your Television Loves You: What To Watch On Saturday, June 26
World Cup
2:00, ABC - U.S. vs. Ghana, knockout match.
College World Series
2:00, ESPN2 - TCU vs. UCLA.
7:00, ESPN - Clemson vs. South Carolina.
MLB
7:00, Fox - Cubs at White Sox, Yankees at Dodgers, or Red Sox at Giants.
MMA
10:00, Showtime - Strikeforce: Fedor Emilianenko vs. Fabricio Werdum.
Tennis
12:00, NBC - Day 6 at Wimbledon.
Golf
3:00, CBS - Round 3 at the Travelers Championship.
NASCAR
3:30, ESPN - The New England 200.
Ghana
Well, ya Grandpa ain’t know much, but I’ll tell ya this: they got loads more history than this sad bunch o’ mopes on this side o’ the pond.
United States of America
Well, Prince Madoc discovered us back in 1170, and ever since, we ain’t get nothin’ done! Drove by the Clancy’s general store yesterday, still got paint chippin’ off the wall. Told Clancy he oughtta put a fresh coat up there, turns out his name wasn’t even Clancy? Figured he was a little young to be a Clancy. Anyway, been here for 800 years an’ we still can’t put a fresh coat o’ paint on the--
Prince Madoc
Yeah! Prince Madoc! Prince Madoc of Wales! Sailed up the Ohio River, said, “what a sorry place to live! All these mosquitos an’ all the humidity! Plus, a bunch o’ nice folks already live here! May as well leave ‘em be!” Taught some Cherokee folk how to speak Welsh, an’ then went on his way!
How
Well, might be hard for your generation to understand, but he could look at a place for five minutes without wantin’ to conquer it! This American exceptionalism, let me tell ya, it’s a disease, a--
No, how did he physically get to North America
A... boat?
A boat
A boat! Eat ya raisins! Eat ya raisin bran!
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