Your Television Loves You: What To Watch On Sunday, June 27

Here’s how SB Nation recommends you operate your television set on Sunday, June 27. All times Eastern.

World Cup
World Cup’s over! Ain’t ya see the game yesterday?

No it isn’t, Grandpa
They beat us, nothin’ to nil! Ain’t gonna score many goals if ya got legs made of boiled rope candy. Anyways, World Cup’s overwith.

Other teams
Eh?

Other teams
Nope! The president of soccer handed the ball to a street urchin, burned down the goals, an’ rolled up that mat they play on!

Grass
Hmm. Anyways, no more soccer. Grandpa’s gonna watch his Law’n Order.

Boring
Ya think Law’n Order’s boring? Tell you what, last episode I saw, they was tryin’ to find out who was responsible for civil neglect after one a construction worker lost his leg on account of a support beam fell on it! They couldn’t figure out who did it! But then they found out who did it. For a while there I figured they’d never find out who did it, never find justice for the fella what got his leg cut off on account of a support beam fell on it. Good thing they found out who did it. Never leave ya fingerprints on a support beam! Lesson learned! Still, though, fella ain’t have use of his leg. Support beam fell on it, can’t use his leg anymore.

Was that it
Yyyy... uh, yeah.

Boring
Ya know what’s boring? Soccer! Ain’t nobody score!

Canard
I’ll show ya a canard. Finish ya Rice Crunchies, else the forest people’s gonna find ya!

Rice Krispies
Rice Krispies!