Seriously. What a creep. We’re talking, of course, about an interview from this month’s Vanity Fair, where one of their contributing editors peppers Ms. Andrews with a series of creepy, unfunny, and just... bizarre questions.
Erin Andrews Should Have Cursed This Guy Out
Some sample questions from Mr. George Wayne, pictured above looking soooo stylish.
We’ve heard a lot about your stage daddy, who seems to be really in control of your career, but who is your mother?
Who was the first famous person you ever had a crush on?
Do you have man-size feet like Paris Hilton? What is the one thing you take when feeling constipated?
Her answers, after the jump.
Again, from this month’s Vanity Fair:
We’ve heard a lot about your stage daddy, who seems to be really in control of your career, but who is your mother?
My father is not in control of my career, but he is in the same industry as I am, and I look to him for advice. My mom is an art teacher and is very much into the performing arts. What can I say? She is the female in my life and has guided me on how to act and conduct myself. A lot of my strength comes from her.
Who was the first famous person you ever had a crush on?
Jon Knight, from New Kids on the Block.
Do you have man-size feet like Paris Hilton? You know, she can find shoes to fit her only in the “tranny” section of the shoe store.
No, I wear a size-7 shoe, and I am five feet ten inches.
What is the one thing you take when feeling constipated?
Are you really going to write about that? I’m not going to comment on that. That is kind of weird and I don’t feel comfortable answering that question...
Without getting too sanctimonious here, let’s just say that, given Andrews’ history of objectification and exploitation, an interview where she’s asked a series of immature and inappropriate questions just to see how she’d react, it just feels... Kind of gross.
Do you have man-size feet? It read like a series of questions Perez Hilton would come up with.
So to this “George Wayne” fella: You suck. And to Vanity Fair: Can’t you guys do better?












